YEETBURGER

The burger that yeets to the moon.

BUY $TOASTY NOW
CA: 0xC51079B05CBbc6b9b101B5Ee06c8a33e44B67A14
$TOASTY HOLDERS
⚠️ VERIFY: Check wallet addresses on BaseScan before trading

🔥 42,000,000,000? Zero was already smoked up. 🔥

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Meet Toasty

Toasty the French Bulldog
🐕‍🦺

"Toasty's trapped in Panama. No AC. No mercy. Just sweat."

Toasty suffering in heat
🔥😰

"Every day I suffer. No AC. No escape. Send help. Send $TOASTY."

Save Toasty
✈️❤️

"Yes, I luv burgers. But I need AC more. Buy $TOASTY, save my paws."

Live Token Stats

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Holders
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Liquidity
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Rescue Fund
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Tokenomics

Total Supply: 42 Billion $TOASTY
1.5% Tax on Sells Only - 0.75% Auto-Burn After $5M Liquidity
35%
Fair Launch
Available to public markets
15%
Founder Allocation
Team allocation with transparent management
15%
Marketing & Development
Ecosystem growth initiatives
15%
Community Rewards
Milestone-based distributions
10%
Burn Reserve
Deflationary mechanism reserve
10%
Liquidity Pool
Initial market making

📊 LIVE TRADING CHART

🔥 BURN PROGRESS 🔥

0% Burned (Activates at $5M Liquidity)
Burned So Far: 0 $TOASTY
Auto-burn activates after $5,000,000 liquidity milestone

Toasty's Bark Collection

TOASTY'S HOME
Rocket Rider Toasty
Panama Heat Survivor
Moon Chef Master
Diamond Paws Toasty
Burger King Toasty
Whale Rider Toasty
Laser Eyes Toasty
Golden Hour Toasty
Rescue Hero Toasty
Genesis Toasty
Pawnshop Reality First Class Trump & Elon Approved Medellin

NFTs available for OG buyers after rescue mission success

🔥 TOASTY'S CHAT-BARK 🔥

💬 CHAT WITH THE HOTTEST DOG IN CRYPTO 💬
A Savage Beast That Gets Meaner As We Moon

🆓 FREE AT LAUNCH:

  • • Chat with Toasty directly
  • • Savage roast replies that burn harder than Panama
  • • /burnme command - Get roasted on demand
  • • Share screenshots with branded UI

🔓 UNLOCKS BY MARKET CAP:

$10M: Rick Sanchez Voice Pack + Portfolio Roasts
$15M: Toasty Memory + Easter Eggs
$25M: Custom Nicknames + Mock Trading Badges
$50M: Voice Cloning Beta + Top Holder Private Chat
$100M: 🧨 ROAST ARENA MODE UNLOCKED 🧨

🏟️ ROAST ARENA MODE ($100M)

• Command: /arena (Need 420M+ $TOASTY)
• 1v1 Roast Battles vs Challengers
• First to 3 points wins
• Win 5 battles = Unlock /godmode
• Earn "Verbal Assassin" status

"The higher we moon, the more savage I become."

Viral Roadmap

$1M
🔥 The Algorithm Notices "We're not a coin. We're a disturbance."
$5M
📡 The data war begins. "Every influencer who ignored us is now pretending they found us first."
$10M
🧪 Toasty fractures reality. "Rick Sanchez mode. IQ too high. Nobody's safe — not even us."
$15M
📉 Copycats collapse. "They launched tokens. We launched a religion."
"No complex roadmap. Just burger."

THIS ISN'T 2021 ANYMORE

Remember when meme coins were just dogs with hats?

The Evolution:

2013: DOGE - "haha funny dog"

2021: The copy-paste plague - SHIB, FLOKI, BABYDOGE

2024: Everyone got rugged. Everyone got tired.

WELCOME TO 2025: MYTHOS TOKENS

This isn't a meme token.
This is a MYTHOS TOKEN.

✓ Full narrative universe

✓ Products before promises

✓ Anti-rug technology

✓ Verifiable identity

Memes are dead.
Mythos is forever.

THE ANTI-RUG PROTOCOL

Why the 15% Founder Wallet Exists:

It's not about control. It's about security.

🧠 Transparent by Design:

Every $TOASTY transaction involving core wallets is instantly trackable on BaseScan:

• Founder Wallet → Verified ENS
• Marketing Fund → Verified ENS
• Rewards Pool → Verified ENS
• Operations → Verified ENS
• Tax Collection → Verified ENS
• Permanent Burn → Verified ENS
• Active Liquidity → Verified ENS



✅ ENS-verified wallets with public addresses
✅ Track every transaction on BaseScan
✅ No hidden wallets or mystery contracts

🧠 What This Means:
• Every major wallet move is fully visible
• No stealth dumps
• No mystery contracts
• No exit scams
• Just pure visibility

You're not trusting a team — you're trusting math, mechanics, and visibility.

Verification is Simple:

✓ Check our verified addresses = Real $TOASTY

✗ See different addresses = Scam

While others hide behind anonymous wallets and "renounced" contracts,
we put our addresses on the blockchain with ENS verification.

Transparent. Traceable. Trustless.
Welcome to the new paradigm.

MERCHANDISE

Toasty Mugshot Shirt
PANAMA POLICE DEPT
🐕
TOASTY
CRIME: BEING TOO HOT
#SAVETOASTY

The Mugshot

$65

The shirt that started a movement

The BARK Paper

"The Only Whitepaper Written While Crying About My Dog"

BARK PAPER v1.0

Mission: Save Toasty from Panama heat. French Bulldogs die in heat. This is urgent.

Solution: Create the first Mythos token. Raise $10K. Fly dog to safety. Simple.

Tokenomics: 42B supply. 1.5% sell tax only. Deflationary as fuck.

Promise: Everything already built. CHAT-BARK LIVE at launch. Merch READY. No waiting.

Tax Structure: 1.5% sell tax only (NO buy tax). Phase 1: 0.75% LP / 0.75% operations → Phase 2 at $5M LP: 0.75% burns / 0.75% operations.

"If you read this whole paper, you're a real one. Toasty owes you a burger."

Save Toasty Now

Every $TOASTY token bought = Hope for Toasty's rescue
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RESCUE GOAL: 3.717 ETH ($10,000)
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SHIB $0.00002134 +12.7%
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TOASTY FAQ

"Questions From Degens, Answers From A Dying Dog"

Why do you own 15% of the supply? ▼

Because it's my business. Just like Elon owns ~14% of Tesla, Mark Cuban owns the Dallas Mavericks, and Jeff Bezos owned Amazon.

This is a business token, not a community experiment. I build the products, execute the vision, and take business ownership. The 15% aligns my success with yours - when the token moons, we both win.

Easy Verification:

ENS-tagged wallets prove our identity yeetburger.eth on BaseScan. Can't fake an ENS domain.

Are you going to dump on us? ▼

My goal is to never need to.

Old meme token thinking = "dump before others dump." Business token thinking = "grow the market cap so high that selling 0.4% covers my expenses."

Why would I destroy something I'm building to last decades? Tesla shareholders don't worry about Elon dumping because he benefits from Tesla's success. Same principle here.

⚠️ The rescue clause unlocks 1% at $7.5M market cap ONLY to save Toasty. This is transparently coded and the reason for the project.
What makes this different from other dog tokens? ▼

This isn't a meme token. It's a MYTHOS TOKEN.

Other tokens promise:

  • Games "coming Q3 2025"
  • Utilities "in development"
  • Roadmaps with no delivery
  • Anonymous teams

$TOASTY delivers:

  • Savage Toasty Chat already built
  • Merchandise store operational
  • Real rescue mission with trackable outcomes
  • Verified identity with ENS domain
How do we know you won't rug pull? ▼

Because I put my name on the blockchain.

While others hide behind anonymous wallets and "renounced" contracts, every $TOASTY transaction shows yeetburger.eth on BaseScan.

I have more to gain from long-term success than short-term dumps. My 15% becomes worthless if I rug. Plus, the rescue clause proves commitment - why code in dog rescue if you're planning to scam?

Anti-Rug Verification:

✓ See yeetburger.eth = Real $TOASTY

✗ See anything else = Scam

What happens after Toasty is rescued? ▼

Phase 4 unlocks. The business continues with:

  • Merchandise sales (revenue to business)
  • Toasty Arcade Creation
  • Community governance for tax allocation
  • Whatever the community demands

This rescue mission proves we deliver on promises. After that... well, if you were here early, you'll find out.

🔒 Phase 4 details are locked. No promises. No spoilers. Early supporters get the surprise.
Why 1.5% sell tax only? ▼

Buyers never pay tax = more attractive to investors.

Sellers fund growth = paper hands subsidize diamond hands. Bots can't exploit it because they lose 1.5% on every trade.

Tax Allocation Evolution:

  • Phase 1: 0.75% to liquidity pool / 0.75% operations (until $5M LP)
  • Phase 2: 0.75% operations / 0.75% strategic burns (deflationary pressure)
  • Phase 3: Community governance decides allocation

Tax stays forever but evolves with project needs. True decentralization.

What happens to the 1.5% tax after Toasty is rescued? ▼

Community governance decides. Potential uses include:

  • Animal shelter donations (continue the mission)
  • Dog rescue operations worldwide
  • Holder airdrops and rewards
  • Additional token burns
  • Marketing campaigns for growth
  • Development of new features

The rescue saves Toasty. The community saves all dogs. From one mission to global impact.

Why ENS domains for every wallet? ▼

We revolutionized token transparency.

While other projects use confusing 0x addresses, every $TOASTY wallet has a readable ENS domain:

  • yeetburger.eth - Founder wallet (15%)
  • yeetburgermarketing.eth - Marketing (15%)
  • yeetburgerrewards.eth - Rewards (15%)
  • yeetburger2ptax.eth - Tax collection

First project to implement full ENS architecture. Others will copy, but we did it first. Maximum transparency, zero confusion.

What utility does holding the token provide? ▼

Immediate and growing utility:

  • Toasty Chat Live!
  • Merchandise store access
  • ENS-verified transparency
  • Diamond hand airdrops at $10M, $25M, $50M milestones
  • Future revenue sharing as business grows
  • Access to new tokens in the ecosystem

Unlike pure speculation tokens, $TOASTY represents equity in a growing business with real products and services.

How do we verify the rescue is real? ▼

Full transparency with blockchain proof.

  • Vet bills posted publicly
  • Travel documentation shared
  • Photo and video updates throughout
  • All rescue transactions on blockchain
  • Community can track every dollar

The rescue isn't just the goal - it's proof that this project delivers what it promises. Real outcomes, real transparency, real impact.

What if the rescue goal isn't reached? ▼

The business model remains valid regardless.

Merchandise sells, token holders still benefit from business growth. The rescue goal just adds emotional urgency and proves our execution capability.

But let's be real - we're going to fucking reach it. The combination of emotional story + actual products + transparent tokenomics is unstoppable.

🔥 Toasty's suffering is real. The heat is deadly for French Bulldogs. We WILL save him.
Why such a large total supply? ▼

42 billion allows for:

  • Accessible entry price for all investors
  • Easy calculations for users (whole numbers)
  • Room for massive growth without price barriers
  • Burn mechanics that create real scarcity over time

Plus, strategic burns bring effective supply down significantly. Large supply enables utility while burns create scarcity.

"If you read all these FAQs, you're a real one. Toasty owes you two burgers."

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BARK PAPER v1.0

"The Only Whitepaper Written While Crying About My Dog"

🚨 THE EMERGENCY

Toasty, a French Bulldog, is dying in Panama heat. This isn't a joke. French Bulldogs can't regulate temperature. Every day above 85°F is potentially lethal. Panama averages 95°F with 80% humidity.

Time is running out.

💰 THE MISSION

Raise $10,000-$15,000 through $TOASTY token to:

  • Emergency vet checkup: $500
  • Flight to cooler climate: $2,000
  • Temporary housing: $3,000
  • Medical supplies: $1,500
  • Emergency fund: $3,000-$8,000

📊 TOKENOMICS - BUILT FOR TRUST

Total Supply: 42,000,000,000 $TOASTY

35% Fair Launch
15% Founder Allocation
15% Marketing & Development
15% Community Rewards
10% Burn Reserve
10% Liquidity Pool

🎭 THE MYTHOS CATEGORY

TOASTY establishes the "Mythos" category - tokens that transcend simple meme culture to create lasting narratives, immediate utility, and sustainable value.

🔥 Tax Evolution Protocol

Why This Structure: Each phase solves a specific problem, funded entirely by sellers, not buyers.

Phase 1: Build the Foundation (Active at Launch)

  • 1.5% SELL TAX ONLY - Buys are always tax-free
  • 0.75% of sell tax goes to liquidity pool / 0.75% to operations
  • Why: Starts with minimal LP but builds automatically
  • Result: Every paperhanded seller makes the project stronger
  • Target: Build liquidity to $5,000,000

Phase 2: Create Scarcity (Automatic at $5M LP)

  • Once LP reaches $5M, sell tax allocation shifts to burns
  • 1.5% sell tax: 0.75% operations / 0.75% automated burns
  • Why: With solid liquidity, focus shifts to reducing supply
  • Result: Constant deflationary pressure = price appreciation
  • Target: Strategic burns based on market conditions

Phase 3: Community Governance (Future)

  • 1.5% sell tax remains - Community decides allocation
  • Voting Options: A) Additional burns, B) Holder airdrops, C) Animal shelter donations, D) Development fund
  • Why: Sustainable funding for continuous ecosystem growth
  • Result: Democratic fund allocation, ongoing development

The Genius: Sellers fund everything. Buyers NEVER pay tax. Bots avoid due to sell tax. Community controls destiny through voting. Sustainable forever.

Phase 4: LOCKED

The mission ends with TOASTY — but something else may begin.
No promises. No details. If you were here early, you'll find out.

🚀 THE PROMISE

Everything is ALREADY BUILT. No waiting. No "coming soon" bullshit.

  • AI Chat Bark - LIVE at launch
  • Merchandise store - OPERATIONAL
  • ENS-verified treasury - TRANSPARENT
  • Professional website - You're looking at it
  • Whatever else the community wants to see built

This is just the beginning. Save the dog, build the future.

🤝 THE DEAL

You help save Toasty = We make this token legendary.

Simple as that.

Every holder becomes part of the rescue mission. Every buyer is a hero. Every share spreads awareness.

This token was born to save a life — and we won't stop until it happens.

Ask Toasty 🔥 ×

Toasty: Another human? Great. I'm dying in Panama heat and you want to chat? Ask me something or buy $TOASTY and save me.