YEETBURGER

The burger that yeets to the moon.

BUY $TOASTY NOW
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⚠️ VERIFY: 15% wallet = yeetburger.eth on Etherscan
🔥 EVERY SECOND TOASTY STAYS IN PANAMA HEAT, HE SUFFERS 🔥

Meet Toasty

Toasty the French Bulldog
🐕‍🦺

This is Toasty. He's a French Bulldog stuck in Panama heat with no AC.

Toasty suffering in heat
🔥😰

French Bulldogs can't regulate temperature. He's suffering every day.

Save Toasty
✈️❤️

You can change that. Buy $TOASTY, save Toasty.

Live Token Stats

$0.000000000
Price
$0
Market Cap
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Holders
$0
Liquidity
$0 / $10,000
Rescue Fund

Tokenomics

Total Supply: 44 Trillion $TOASTY
3% Burn on Every Sale Until 25% Destroyed
35%
Fair Launch
Launched to the public, fair game.
15%
Founder Wallet
To save my dog in Panama. He's dying in the heat.
15%
Marketing Wallet
Push memes, airdrops, shills — help this go viral.
15%
Community Rewards
Diamond hand rewards for true believers.
10%
Burn Reserve
Deflationary burns to pump price.
10%
Liquidity Pool
LP locked 6 months. Trust mechanism.

🔥 BURN PROGRESS 🔥

0% of 25% Target Burned
Burned So Far: 0 $TOASTY

Toasty's Bark Collection

TOASTY'S HOME
Rocket Rider Toasty
Panama Heat Survivor
Moon Chef Master
Diamond Paws Toasty
Burger King Toasty
Whale Rider Toasty
Laser Eyes Toasty
Golden Hour Toasty
Rescue Hero Toasty
Genesis Toasty
Pickle Aura Spicy Yeet Sauce Hell Grill Background Diamond Paws

NFTs available for OG buyers after rescue mission success

Toasty's Escape Game

🍔 TOASTY'S ESCAPE 🍔
BURGER TIME MEETS DOG RESCUE
🐕 🥬 🧀 🍅 🍔 🚀 🌙
Help Toasty the French Bulldog cook burgers and launch them to the moon!
🔥 Dodge Panama heat waves
❄️ Collect AC power-ups
🍔 Stack ingredients to build rockets
🚀 Launch burgers to save Toasty!
🎮 24-HOUR FREE PREVIEW WHEN TOKEN LAUNCHES! 🎮
Then unlocks permanently at $15M market cap

Viral Roadmap

$1M
CoinGecko Application
$5M
CoinMarketCap Listing
$10M
Major Influencer Push
$15M
Game Unlock Forever
"No complex roadmap. Just burger."

THIS ISN'T 2021 ANYMORE

Remember when meme coins were just dogs with hats?

The Evolution:

2013: DOGE - "haha funny dog"

2021: The copy-paste plague - SHIB, FLOKI, BABYDOGE

2024: Everyone got rugged. Everyone got tired.

WELCOME TO 2025: MYTHOS TOKENS

This isn't a meme token.
This is a MYTHOS TOKEN.

✓ Full narrative universe

✓ Products before promises

✓ Anti-rug technology

✓ Verifiable identity

Memes are dead.
Mythos is forever.

THE ANTI-RUG PROTOCOL

Why the 15% Founder Wallet Exists:

It's not about control. It's about security.

Every $TOASTY transaction shows yeetburger.eth on Etherscan.

  • 🔒 Can't fake an ENS domain
  • 🔒 Can't copy our identity
  • 🔒 Can't hide in the shadows

Verification is Simple:

✓ See yeetburger.eth = Real $TOASTY

✗ See anything else = Scam

While others hide behind anonymous wallets and "renounced" contracts,
we put our name on the blockchain.

Transparent. Traceable. Trustless.
Welcome to the new paradigm.

MERCHANDISE

Toasty Mugshot Shirt
PANAMA POLICE DEPT
🐕
TOASTY
CRIME: BEING TOO HOT
#SAVETOASTY

The Mugshot

$55

The shirt that started a movement

The BARK Paper

"The Only Whitepaper Written While Crying About My Dog"

BARK PAPER v1.0

Mission: Save Toasty from Panama heat. French Bulldogs die in heat. This is urgent.

Solution: Create meme token. Raise $10K. Fly dog to safety. Simple.

Tokenomics: 44T supply. 3% burn on sells. Deflationary as fuck.

Promise: Everything already built. Game LIVE at launch. NFTs DONE. No waiting.

Tax Structure: 3% sell tax only (NO buy tax). LP building → Token burns → 0% tax. Simple.

"If you read this whole paper, you're a real one. Toasty owes you a burger."

Save Toasty Now

Every $TOASTY token bought = Hope for Toasty's rescue
ETH DONATION TRACKER
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Total Donated
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Heroes
savetoasty.eth
RESCUE GOAL: 3.717 ETH ($10,000)
0% of Goal
3.717 ETH still needed to save Toasty
BTC $108,432 +2.4%
ETH $2,687 +1.7%
SOL $224.18 -0.8%
BNB $578.92 +0.5%
DOGE $0.4217 +5.6%
SHIB $0.00002134 +12.7%
TOASTY $0.00000247 +4,269%
PEPE $0.00000821 +96.2%
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TOASTY FAQ

"Questions From Degens, Answers From A Dying Dog"

Why do you own 15% of the supply? ▼

Because it's my business. Just like Elon owns ~14% of Tesla, Mark Cuban owns the Dallas Mavericks, and Jeff Bezos owned Amazon.

This is a business token, not a community experiment. I build the products, execute the vision, and take business ownership. The 15% aligns my success with yours - when the token moons, we both win.

Easy Verification:

Every transaction shows yeetburger.eth on Etherscan. Can't fake an ENS domain.

Are you going to dump on us? ▼

My goal is to never need to.

Old meme token thinking = "dump before others dump." Business token thinking = "grow the market cap so high that selling 0.1% covers my expenses."

Why would I destroy something I'm building to last decades? Tesla shareholders don't worry about Elon dumping because he benefits from Tesla's success. Same principle here.

⚠️ The rescue clause unlocks 1% at $1.5M market cap ONLY to save Toasty. This is transparently coded and the reason for the project.
What makes this different from other dog tokens? ▼

This isn't a meme token. It's a MYTHOS TOKEN.

Other tokens promise:

  • Games "coming Q3 2025"
  • Utilities "in development"
  • Roadmaps with no delivery
  • Anonymous teams

$TOASTY delivers:

  • Games already built and playable
  • NFT collection completed
  • Real rescue mission with trackable outcomes
  • Verified identity with ENS domain
How do we know you won't rug pull? ▼

Because I put my name on the blockchain.

While others hide behind anonymous wallets and "renounced" contracts, every $TOASTY transaction shows yeetburger.eth on Etherscan.

I have more to gain from long-term success than short-term dumps. My 15% becomes worthless if I rug. Plus, the rescue clause proves commitment - why code in dog rescue if you're planning to scam?

Anti-Rug Verification:

✓ See yeetburger.eth = Real $TOASTY

✗ See anything else = Scam

What happens after Toasty is rescued? ▼

Phase 4 unlocks. The business continues with:

  • Merchandise sales (revenue to business)
  • Expanded gaming features
  • Whatever the community demands

This rescue mission proves we deliver on promises. After that... well, if you were here early, you'll find out.

🔒 Phase 4 details are locked. No promises. No spoilers. Early supporters get the surprise.
Why 3% sell tax only? ▼

Buyers never pay tax = more attractive to investors.

Sellers fund growth = paper hands subsidize diamond hands. Bots can't exploit it because they lose 3% on every trade.

Tax Evolution:

  • Phase 1: 3% sell tax builds liquidity pool
  • Phase 2: 3% sell tax burns tokens (deflationary)
  • Phase 3: 0% taxes = pure free market

Each phase solves a specific problem. Ends with complete decentralization.

What utility does holding the token provide? ▼

Immediate and growing utility:

  • Gaming access (24-hour preview, permanent at $15M MC)
  • NFT eligibility for OG holders
  • Merchandise discounts when store launches
  • Diamond hand airdrops at $10M, $25M, $50M milestones
  • Future revenue sharing as business grows
  • Access to new tokens in the ecosystem

Unlike pure speculation tokens, $TOASTY represents equity in a growing business with real products and services.

How do we verify the rescue is real? ▼

Full transparency with blockchain proof.

  • Vet bills posted publicly
  • Travel documentation shared
  • Photo and video updates throughout
  • All rescue transactions on blockchain
  • Community can track every dollar

The rescue isn't just the goal - it's proof that this project delivers what it promises. Real outcomes, real transparency, real impact.

What if the rescue goal isn't reached? ▼

The business model remains valid regardless.

Games generate revenue, merchandise sells, token holders still benefit from business growth. The rescue goal just adds emotional urgency and proves our execution capability.

But let's be real - we're going to fucking reach it. The combination of emotional story + actual products + transparent tokenomics is unstoppable.

🔥 Toasty's suffering is real. The heat is deadly for French Bulldogs. We WILL save him.
Why such a large total supply? ▼

44 trillion allows for:

  • Micro-transactions in games without decimal confusion
  • Easy calculations for users (whole numbers)
  • Room for massive growth without price barriers
  • Burn mechanics that create real scarcity

Plus, 25% gets burned through the tax evolution protocol, bringing effective supply down to 33 trillion. Large supply enables utility while burns create scarcity.

Is this sustainable long-term? ▼

Multiple revenue streams ensure sustainability:

  • Gaming revenue (pay-to-play features)
  • Merchandise sales (physical products)
  • Service business (web development)
  • Future token launches (ecosystem expansion)
  • NFT royalties (ongoing income)

This isn't a pump-and-dump. It's a business designed to generate wealth indefinitely. One rescue mission becomes a business empire.

What's your background/experience? ▼

Built while homeless. Proven execution under extreme constraints.

  • 100+ domains registered and developed
  • 30+ websites built
  • 900+ NFTs created
  • Multiple platforms launching
  • 3 LLCs being established

All accomplished while living in rental cars for 18+ months. If I can build an empire from nothing, I can definitely save a dog and grow a token ecosystem.

Is this a business or a community token? ▼

This is a BUSINESS.

Community tokens are slow-motion rug pulls dressed in Discord emojis. I'm not pretending this belongs to the crowd. I built this, I branded this, I locked this down for 10 years, and I own 15% because I earned it.

You can either hold $TOASTY and ride the wave — or scroll past and watch me burn through the meme scene like a burger-shaped comet.

Not a DAO. Not a democracy. A business. Get rich or get left behind.

"If you read all these FAQs, you're a real one. Toasty owes you two burgers."

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BARK PAPER v1.0

"The Only Whitepaper Written While Crying About My Dog"

🚨 THE EMERGENCY

Toasty, a French Bulldog, is dying in Panama heat. This isn't a joke. French Bulldogs can't regulate temperature. Every day above 85°F is potentially lethal. Panama averages 95°F with 80% humidity.

Time is running out.

💰 THE MISSION

Raise $10,000-$15,000 through $TOASTY token to:

  • Emergency vet checkup: $500
  • Flight to cooler climate: $2,000
  • Temporary housing: $3,000
  • Medical supplies: $1,500
  • Emergency fund: $3,000-$8,000

📊 TOKENOMICS - BUILT FOR TRUST

Total Supply: 44,000,000,000,000 $TOASTY

35% Fair Launch
15% Founder (Locked)
15% Marketing
15% Community Rewards
10% Burn Reserve
10% LP Reserve

💎 Diamond Hand Rewards

15% of total supply reserved for holders who prove their loyalty:

  • $10M MC: 5% airdrop to holders who never sold
  • $25M MC: 5% airdrop to holders from $10M who still didn't sell
  • $50M MC: 5% airdrop to launch holders who held through everything

Snapshots taken without warning. Paper hands get nothing. Diamond hands get everything.

🔐 The Rescue Clause

The 15% founder wallet is locked — but TOASTY comes first.

At $1.5M market cap, 1% of the founder wallet (440B tokens) will be unlocked and liquidated at 0.25% daily spreads to extract $10-15K for Toasty's rescue.

Once the dog is safe, the remaining founder tokens follow this vesting schedule:

  • 3 months OR $25M MC: 10% unlock (whichever comes first)
  • 6 months OR $100M MC: 20% unlock
  • 12 months OR $500M MC: 35% unlock
  • 18 months OR $1B MC: Remaining 35% unlock

Marketing wallet remains untouched during rescue phase - reserved for growth after Toasty is saved.

🔥 Tax Evolution Protocol

Why This Structure: Each phase solves a specific problem, funded entirely by sellers, not buyers.

Phase 1: Build the Foundation (Active at Launch)

  • 3% SELL TAX ONLY - Buys are always tax-free
  • All 3% sell tax goes directly to liquidity pool
  • Why: Starts with minimal LP but builds automatically
  • Result: Every paperhanded seller makes the project stronger
  • Target: Build liquidity to $50,000

Phase 2: Create Scarcity (Manual Activation at $50K LP)

  • Once LP reaches $50K, sell tax switches to token burns
  • 3% sell tax now burns tokens forever (still no buy tax)
  • Why: With solid liquidity, focus shifts to reducing supply
  • Result: Constant deflationary pressure = price appreciation
  • Target: Burn 25% of total supply (11 Trillion tokens)

Phase 3: True Decentralization (After 25% Burned)

  • All taxes removed - 0% buy tax, 0% sell tax
  • Free trading forever with no team control
  • Why: Mature project no longer needs tax mechanisms
  • Result: Pure free market, complete decentralization

The Genius: Sellers fund everything. Buyers NEVER pay tax. Bots avoid due to 3% sell tax. Each phase has a clear purpose. Ends with complete freedom.

Phase 4: LOCKED

The mission ends with TOASTY — but something else may begin.
No promises. No details. If you were here early, you'll find out.

🚀 THE PROMISE

Everything is ALREADY BUILT. No waiting. No "coming soon" bullshit.

  • Toasty's Escape game - COMPLETE and LIVE for 24hrs at launch, then unlocks permanently at $15M MC
  • NFT collection - 10 pieces DONE, ready for OG holders
  • Professional website - You're looking at it
  • Whatever else the community wants to see built

This is just the beginning. Save the dog, build the future.

🤝 THE DEAL

You help save Toasty = We make this token legendary.

Simple as that.

Every holder becomes part of the rescue mission. Every buyer is a hero. Every share spreads awareness.

This token was born to save a life — and we won't stop until it happens.

🐕

Ask Toasty 🔥 ×

Toasty: Another human? Great. I'm dying in Panama heat and you want to chat? Ask me something or buy $TOASTY and save me.